我死不信 1) 那大陸人”倒知覺悟” 2) “將罰款單子影印了，各分一份，以作警惕” 3) 把糗事在互聯網公開。 在大膽假設大陸什麼都假，只有騙子是真的前題下，我找到了跟這故事十分類似的網上流言: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110510040124AAtncNf
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當大陸人與上報上的情況，以下情況應更貼近現實：
「我操你的B，要不是中央政府照顧你們歐元區，完蛋了！ 」(Video Reference 1) 其中一位仁兄搖搖頭揮揮手別過臉說。德國餐廳的老闆還是固執相信眼前的大陸人是異於禽獸者，應還有點惻隱羞惡辭讓是非之心，便好心勸導：「資源是大家的，這樣對很多非洲沒吃的不公平。 」另一位仁兄不屑的邊用咀巴玩弄著口邊的牙櫼，邊氣燄凌人說：「我不是德國人，我是大陸人。德國人覺得公平十分重要，我們內地人不在乎這些。 」(Video Reference 2) 德國餐廳老闆見他們無賴，唯有報警。結果，警察到來給他們開罰款單子。那兩位仁兄大發雷霆把兩張單子撕掉，還大刺刺地坐回位子對老闆呼喝咆哮：「我有錢，可以畀多啲錢，先給我多點德國腸！你這頭雜種王八旦狗！FICK DICH！」(Video Reference 3 & 4) 回國後，更在天涯唱衰德國，說他們不懂好客之道。
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There is a story circulated on the internet for years about 2 humble good mainland Chinese visited a restaurant in Germany. They did not finish their food and the owner of the restaurant told them that “Money is your. Resources belong to everyone.” They were therefore fined by the police for the leftover. The good humble mainland Chinese photocopied the ticket to remind themselves not to waste food.
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As professionally trained, I did a little bit of research on google and yahoo and found a similar story in English: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110510040124AAtncNf
The story was said to be fake because 1) there is no such law in Germany; 2) there are different versions of Deutsche Marks and Euro; 3) If it happens now, it can’t be the reaction of the mainland Chinese being that humble. Here is more likely what will happen:
“I fuck your mother’s cunt. If it is not the PRC government taking care of your Euro zone, it’s finished!” (Video Reference 1) said one of the mainland Chinese guy shaking his head and waving his hand while he turned his face away. The good German was so naive to believe that the two mainland Chinese were those good humble smiling Asian and tried to persuade them, “The money is yours. Resources belong to everyone and this is not fair to those who is starving in Africa.” Another mainland Chinese toying the toothpick on his lips jeered, “I am not German, I am mainland Chinese. You, German, think fairness is important, but we, mainland Chinese, don’t give a shit to it.” (Video Reference 2) The restaurant owner was disappointed so he called the Polizie. Polizie came and issued two penalty tickets to each of them. The two mainland Chinese were furious and tore the papers in front of them. Instead of running away from the crime scene, they had the balls to sit back to their seats and yelled, “I have money, I can give more, give me more Currywursts first! You are Dogs and Bastards! FICH DICH!” (Video Reference 3 & 4). After they went back to China, they told everyone on internet how unfriendly the German are.
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