過門都係客 – 母慈女孝
飛星逐月女 ：媽，你渴了！喝口翠華的奶茶。
媽媽：女，你喝罷！你們吃多點，一會兒方有力跟港燦爭小學雞學位。
百鳥朝凰女：媽，為什麼港鐵沒有桌子的？要我怎樣吃這盒鏞記叉燒飯呢？香港的動車很落後呀！
媽媽：女，香港的車廂內是不准飲食的。
飛星逐月女 ：我也聽過。香港人的優越已盡失了！LONDON 的地鐵是可以吃的！
百鳥朝凰女：他們香港人敢對我們無禮嗎？我們是來為他們增添生活的！
飛星逐月女 ：對呀！吃飯是人權！這條不准飲食的法，真是不人道。港人真杯具！
媽媽：你們真懂事！大了一定拿孔子和平獎！
百鳥朝凰女：媽媽，我吃飽了，我要便便！
飛星逐月女 ：妹，你大了，不能老叫媽媽擔心！
媽媽：過門也是客，我們應該當香港自己的屋企一樣啊！踎在地上痾吧！
百鳥朝凰女：但車那麼搖！不怕人家罵我們嗎？
飛星逐月女 ：怕什麼？你沒聽過有人說香港人是狗來的，狗也是隨地痾！
百鳥朝凰女：但狗也痾在報紙上吧？
媽媽：沒報紙，難道不痾？要弄髒你們的LV 套裝？況且，這裡沒有不准大小便的溫馨提示！
飛星逐月女 ：對呀！你不痾就是不給香港人面子！人家會說他們招呼不周的！
百鳥朝凰女：好吧！就學他們的特首一句說話：玩大佢！盡地一舖吧！
媽媽：你兩姊妹真情深，媽媽太感動了。
Make your Guests feel like Home
Daughter 1: Do you want the famous milk tea from Tsui Wah Restaurant?
Mother: It’s ok! You two eat and drink more. Later, you need to fight for the primary school places with other Hong Kongers’ kids.
Daughter 2: Mum, how come there is no table in the train? How could I eat my roasted beef lunch box from Yun Kee? The trains in Hong Kong are like from the Flintstones!
Mother: It is prohibited to eat and drink in the trains in Hong Kong.
Daughter 1: I also heard of it. Hong Kong is losing it. People are allowed to eat in LONDON.
Daughter 2: Those Hong Kongers dare not offend us as we are here to spend money and raise their living standards.
Daughter 1: Yes, eating in the subway is a basic human right. This rule is a clear violation of human rights. Hong Kong is so pathetic.
Mother: My dearest daughters, you two are so smart. You will be awarded with the Confucius Peace Prize!
Daughter 2: Mum, I’m full and I need to poo.
Daughter 1: Sis, you are a big girl. You should not let mum worry about you anymore.
Mother: We are honourable guests here in Hong Kong. We should treat here like home. Just squat and poo!
Daughter 2: But… the train is so jerky. Would other people scold us?
Daughter 1: Scold? You never heard that a scholar of our GREAT motherland said Hong Kongers are dogs. Dogs pee and poo on the floor.
Daughter 2: But… dogs pee and poo on a piece of newspapers.
Mother: If no newspapers, people can’t poo? You can’t be so silly to poo in your LV clothes, can you? And, there is no warmly notice of no poo-ing and peeing!
Daughter 1: Exactly! If you don’t poo it here, you are not giving face to Hong Kongers! Others would say they did not treat us well!
Daughter 2: Ok! As Chief Executive of Hong Kong once lied to them, “Make it BIG!”
Mother: I am very touched! What a sisterhood!
